More possible careers offering an escape from the maddening crowd.
1) Nightshift shit-house attendant, Hartshead Moor Services, M62.
2) Changer of bulbs in navigation lights, the radio masts, Daventry.
3) Painting Runcorn Bridge that odd shade of toothpaste green.
4) Stunt double for three-toed sloth.
5) Windmill sail repairer.
6) Biographer of hairy-nosed wombats.
7) Clearer of the Augean Stables.
8) Costume-maker for flea circus.
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These are the options? Now I'm depressed.
Just looked up Augean Stables - nasty.
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